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australiansanta:

imagine going to a skrillex concert but he forgot to bring speakers so he just held up his phone and played his songs

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

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nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

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imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon spooning you

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