but mummm

actionables:

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

she has no favorite type of coordination because she has died RIP Whitney

*saxophone from Careless Whisper plays as i look out my window gazing at the night sky in only a silk nightgown*

ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

nge:

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

image

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

atlanteanpapi187:

lilbunnygirl:

am i class or swag